so explain again why im purple
no
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
this boner is exhausting
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
