I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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