He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I love you.
Bad choice
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