it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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