I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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