she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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