I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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