have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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