i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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