Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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