I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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