Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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