how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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