My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
id be glad to
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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