How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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