Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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