In the future we'll all be gay
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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