Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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