there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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