Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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