Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
