We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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