Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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