Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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