If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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