i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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