If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
