he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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