Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
