I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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