Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
of course. lets lasso hookers.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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