im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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