You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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