I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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