ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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