doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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