Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Quick, to the slutcave!
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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