windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
we're making bets on your personal life
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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