? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yo dont text me then not text me
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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