We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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