I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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