I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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