I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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