Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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