I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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