Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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