gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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