What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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