the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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