Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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