Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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