these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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