im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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