Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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