My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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