booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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