i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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