and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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