I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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